AUTHOR: tbooty DATE: 6/16/2004 11:53:00 AM ----- BODY: so, my carefully hidden secret has been discovered. my parentage has been revealed. my true identity has been revealed. and i have been invited to reside in the Kingdom of mean with the three lovely Queen's that rule there. there is the Queen of Ass (ms. beth), the Queen of All Things You Can Eff Off (ms. j), and my life-long friend the Queen Sarcastic Bitch with Cleavage (my dear ms. kymmie). who am i you ask who has been asked by the Queen's to join in their Kingdom? i am........ the Sorceress Beeyatch of the Scathing Wit. my father was Merlin (yes, that one) and my mother was an ancestor of the charmed ones. you could call me a witch, but i am far above that in talent. you could call me a wizard (there are female ones. haven't you read the wizard of seattle by kay hooper? great book!) i have ties to the most powerful people on earth. the Queen's are wise enough to know that with my presence in their Kingdom, they will forever be safe. i can travel the span of the globe with a thought. i can travel back and forth throughout time. i can stop time and speed it up. i can see the future and the past. while i don't run around trying to "save" innocents, there have been those in my family who have. i delight in getting my own way. i will use whatever magic is available to me in this quest. my greatest gift, you ask? i can conjure the perfect man. he cooks, cleans, puts the seat down, doesn't bitch about how much money i spend, and he's GLORIOUS in the sack. one small problem, he keeps turning back into a figment of my imagination when the clock strikes twelve. one day i will figure this all out. until then, you may call me....... Sorceress Beeyatch of the Scathing Wit P.s. or you can still call me tani. that IS what i call myself among the mortals. **giggle** --------