AUTHOR: tbooty
DATE: 6/14/2004 09:00:00 PM
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gather 'round ya'll. i have a small piece of news regarding the job situation......while there is no official word yet, i have been told that the loan officer in question is "leaning" towards picking me for the job.
also on the news front, since posting about the frequency with which i use the "F" word, i have refrained from using it at all. that's 6 firetrucking days people! (yes, i've actually been saying that instead. i KNOW it sounds retarded. that's part of the point.)
more detail on the break in (by me) at my friends house. i thought i would have to crawl thru the doggie door into the garage to get in so i could feed them. guess what? they leave the side door to the garage unlocked! lucky for me. so i go inside and read the notes that were left for me instructing me in the care and feeding of the dogs. get this. there is a note on the counter that says "leave key under mat for tani". guess what was right next to said note? you guessed it sherlock. the freakin' key! DUH! (don't worry, she won't live this down for a long ass time!)
has anyone out there had lasik surgery? i know kymmie is having it right around the time i am. what i'm wondering is if she's having major headaches from wearing her glasses all the time or if anyone else knows if that's normal? i'm so glad that i only have to deal with this until saturday! i can't imagine the people that have to wait longer than that for surgery and have to wear their glasses for all that time. it sucks ass! (yes, i know i've said "ass", well i guess 3 times now. i didn't say that i wasn't going to swear at all. just cut down. and since the "f" word was my word of choice (do you REMEMBER the "what curse word are you" quiz?) that was the word i chose to excise from my vocabulary.)
i've got two entries tonight in the "what the hell?!" category. they are as follows:
1. what the hell is up with people at baseball games these days? is it not written the the "how to be an american" handbook that it is an ABSOLUTE requirement to remove your baseball cap (or any other kind of hat you might be wearing) when the national anthem is played? i mean HELLO! take your damn hat off dillhole! you don't have to sing if you don't want, but you DO need to show respect to the flag! am i right or am i right?
2. what the hell is the deal with people who pull in front of you, making you almost slam on the brakes, when you are the LAST car in line? i mean what? you couldn't wait the 30 freakin' seconds it's gonna take me to pass you so you can pull in behind me? is where you're heading so damn important that you can't be 30 seconds later than you're already going to be? what the hell is up with that??
ok. that's all the ranting i'm going to do now. i have to get to bed as my head is still killing me. oh, by the way. if i DO end up getting this job, i'll most likely be doing nightly (or semi-nightly) posting as opposed to daytime posting. (for those of you not on the west coast, this means that you'll have new stuff to read in the morning as opposed to the afternoon.) i'll keep ya'll/y'all (how the hell do you spell that word anyway?? zoot or beth can you help me out here??) posted on the job situation and the eyeball zapping situation.
hope everyone's tuesday is a million and one times better than zoot's monday started out. only 4 days till it's time for another mini-vacation! (and less than 24 hours until a new Queer eye! shut up. you know you watch it too!) time for some shut eye. catch ya on the flipside!
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