AUTHOR: tbooty DATE: 6/18/2004 04:39:00 PM ----- BODY:

~ i get to have my eyeballs zapped tomorrow. woo hoo! no more contacts! no more glasses! yipee! the best part? i was able to get 12 months same as cash financing, so i DON'T have to pay for all of it tomorrow. just had to put a deposit down when i went in today.

~ in reading the pre-operative instructions/consents i found something that struck me as funny. "DO NOT consume any alcohol or sedatives that could make you drowsy prior to entering the center." i guess once i step in the door, it's ok. i mean they did give me a rx for VALIUM, for pete's sake!

~ in doing some minor chores today so i can be a slug all weekend after the zapping, i was cleaning off my desk and getting my bills all organized and ready to send. why in the sam hill do each and every statement you get with your bills have 12 extra things in there with your statement? one day i got so pissed about all of that crap in my mail that i took one of those "you can have 0% interest on your credit card, blah, blah, blah" inserted all of the crap that they send you inside the POSTAGE FREE mailing envelope that they so graciously included and sent all of their crap back to them with a little note that said "i don't want your shitty credit card. stop freakin' sending me this shit!". (ok, the note didn't really say that, but i REALLY wanted to put that one in there.) do you think if everyone saved up their "inserts" for a month and then we all sent back their crap that it would make ANY difference? no, probably not. you're right. it sure as hell would be funny though!

~ dana was supposed to pop in and "take over" for a post, but i haven't seen her yet. d'ya think i scared her away?

~ for those of you that read beth's site too, for the record, i NEVER miss. 'nuff said. and for the record, my father was not just a character in a book. doesn't anyone over there know that LEGENDS (ie: arthur, excalibur and merlin) always have their roots in FACT?

~ don't know that i'll be feeling up to posting tomorrow/sunday, so just want to say to all you dad's that might read this craziness, have an awesome father's day! i'll catch ya'll on the flipside! --------