AUTHOR: tbooty DATE: 12/06/2004 02:23:00 PM ----- BODY: so i needed to buy a 2005 calendar because it seems that no matter what i do, it will be 2005 in roughly 25 days. well, fine. be that way. i looked for suitable calendars over the weekend, and found none that i liked. i had to go to macy*s today to buy godiva chocolates for the co-workers that i like. (the ones that i don't? they get rat poison. not really. but it sounded good.) while i was at the mall, i noticed one of those seasonal calendar stores. yippee! i will at least have a large selection to choose from! yeah! i walked in and there were almost TOO many to choose from. wow. that's a lot of calendars. so i moseyed (is that even a word?) around. typically i have at least one calendar that is kittens or kittens and puppies. somehow this year i had NO calendars like that. i DID have these though: the requisite "hot guys from hawaii", the beatles, and a lord of the rings calendar. (2 at home and one (lotr) at work) so i'm wandering and i see the local firefighter calendar. one word.......YUMMY! so i look at that one, and then continue looking around. why is it that there are 5 rows of half naked women calendars, and only ONE row of half naked men? anyway, as i'm looking at the one row, i see the chippendales calendar. um, hello? DOUBLE YUMMY! well crap now what? how do i choose? firefighters? or chippendales? SHIT! i suppose i could flip a coin. the two OLD MEN running the place are not going to be helpful with this dilemma. hmmmm. what to do, what to do? since i couldn't decide, i did what any self respecting woman in that position would do. i got them both. now, the only problem is that i have to keep the firefighter one at work, in case things work out with the fireman i've been talking about. i can't have him roll over in my bed one morning and see a bunch of half nekkid firemen on the wall! that wouldn't be good at all! --------